Calling Doctor Gore! Calling Al Gore! Come-out, come-out, wherever you are...the earth's fever is breaking!
Tsk, tsk, where is Big Al? Has he gone AWOL?
Maybe it's because recent weather-satellite data (June-July-August) revealed yet another DROP in the earth's temperature - could that have led to his disappearance? Even Scotland Yard is baffled.
Despite Gore's dire warnings, the earth has cooled .74°F since the former Vice President released his apocalyptic, fearmonger classic...“An Inconvenient Truth” in 2006.
Now that the data has been analyzed, it reveals that summer of '09 was one of record COOL temperatures. There has been no significant global warming since 1995; no hotter year since 1998; and (ahem) global COOLING for the past few years.
In addition, a peer-reviewed study published by ScienceMagazine has the sun entering a new period of quiesance, with no global warming for the next three decades
Of course, for phony liberals like Big AL, the fact that the sun's intensity determines climate is extremely inconvenient; and Gore has slithered back under his rock to avoid all the heat.
For as long as "old timers" can remember, the record-setting Spring and Summer of 2009 made headlines:
-cold weather in Cape Cod caused farmers to declare: "June that felt more like April'"
-California's June temps well under average
-New York City has coolest Summer since 1958
-Cool weather dampens U.S. June retail sales - coldest in 27 years in Northeast
-Scientists: Mediterranean Sea 'Not Warming'
-summer chill in Chicago hurts beach attendance
-Arizona has longest stretch of days below 100 degrees since 1913
Okay Gore; are you ready for yet MORE inconvenient truths? Try these:
The sun has been "quiet" for the last 2 years - Arctic and Antarctic ice are in a growing trend. In addition to a much cooler-than-normal summer in 2009, last winter was freakishly cold in many areas of the world.
Coldest winter in the UK in 30 years. Record lows/snow in Canada and the USA. Arctic ice almost back to 1979 “norm”. Snow in Saudi Arabia, China; first snow in Iran in 100 years. Cold summer in Australia. Autumn bypassed, winter arrives prematurely in New Zealand. Ski season in Australia started 5 weeks early.
Face it Mr.Gore; you lie! In this 21st century, there has been ZERO warming - a fact that's had a chilling effect on the doom-purveying prophecies of leftist global warmongers.
Arctic ice coverage is overall increasing; more polar bears exist now than 40 years ago. Moreover, world sea levels are (darn it) NOT rising.
Oh, by the way Al...been in the Southern hemisphere lately? Hope you brought your insulated longjohns.
The BBC reports that (quote)..."In Peru, 250 children under the age of 5 have died during one of the coldest winters in years. Scientists blame climate change for the early arrival of severe temperatures, which began as early as last March."
The abnormal cold has caused Peru to declare a state of emergency, with many accusing the government's lack of action for the deaths.
In Australia, the BBC reports a record cold winter; which has affected the island/continent/nation rather severley:
(quote) "The city of Clermont, in the Central Highlands, saw temperatures 10 degrees below their usual July averages, and the town's coldest nights on record. Sub-zero temperatures spread as far north as Mount Isa, experiencing their coldest night in seven years. Even mild coastal areas have dropped to single digits over the past few nights, with Rockhampton recording a minimum of just three degrees."
So whattya got to say for yerself, Meester Gore? Still in hiding? Busy painting your roof white?
Despite ALL evidence to the contrary, IPCC scientists (funded by the U.N.) continue to provide computer models - with widely-divergent data- continually espousing the idea of "man-made climate change" ruining the earth.
So let's step back and review: Colder weather is actually being caused by climate change... which is caused by...global warming? And so are droughts... and floods...and the frequency of storms? Hmmmm.
The connection to earthquakes and tsunamis has not been established yet. But fear not; it can’t be too long.
The hoax of climate change has been co-opted by the media and the United Nations. Even the expression “climate change” is itself a redundancy, and contains a lie. Climate has always changed, and always will.
New evidence of a long cooling trend has changed the minds of many credentialed scientists throughout the world; but their body of work is being stifled by the press, the United Nations, and by radical leftist politicians – like our good friend Al Gore.