Well, just keep rummaging through the closet; in much of the USA, July has been April, and were still anxiously a-waitin' summer - if it EVER arrives. 

Yep;  those oh-so-clever liberals had it right all along...the climate IS actually changing - our precious planet is getting COLDER.

Indeed, it was the first July Fourth in memory where bonfires (rather than fireworks) were the order of the day, to ward off perhaps the coldest 4th in our nation's history:

In the Midwest that same night, the low temperature dropped to 47 degrees. Meanwhile, you couldn't have located Al Gore with a search warrant.

Forever hereafter, it shall be known as the "Freezing 4th." In much of the Midwest and East, the weather was cloudy, drizzling, with a stiff wind out of the North - near jacket/sweatshirt temperature.

It was the coldest 4th of July on record at Norfolk, Virginia: the recorded daytime high was a searing 69 degrees; the previous record (70) was set in 1915.

It was the second-coldest 4th of July ever in Omaha...Fourth coldest in Lincoln, Nebraska. And in the cold, rainy Northwest, summer has been long overdue.

July 4th, 2009: Midwestern temperatures recorded at 2 PM were as follows...

-Chicago, Illinois: 66° F (and raining)

-Indianapolis, Indiana: 63° F (and raining)

-Erie, Pennsylvania: 69° F (sunny)

-Minneapolis, Minnesota: 69° F (partly sunny)

Yes, it was supposedly high summer. But liberals are cautioning..."extreme weather swings" are just part of the "uptrend" in global warming. 

In most areas of the country- despite the so-called 'danger' of CO2 emissions - summer temperatures are well BELOW average (according to the National Climate Data Center/NOAA); thereby confirming the fact the earth is cooling.

Conclusion? Global climate change is not as dependent on "rising CO2" as has been postulated. In fact, it's an outright fabrication, "supported" by liberal scientists at the IPCC (international panel on climate change) from the UN. 

But as the party in power, the liberals remain dangerous:

When fanaticism mixes with politics -plus scientific ignorance- it spells "problem"...climate change legislation - taxing CO2.

The answer? Fight back with knowledge. Embarrass all climate cretins! If they won't listen to common sense, use the "Socratic Method" (asking questions), thereby arriving at the truth.

QUESTION #1- What exactly, is climate change? Definition please.

QUESTION #2-  Is it CO2 accumulation? Greenhouse gas? Global warming? Climate change? Which is it? Please specify problem.

QUESTION #3 -The mystery of melting/reforming polar ice; if not global warming...what then?  

QUESTION #4- Whatever happened to the, "North Pole will disappear-within-5-years" prediction?  

Since liberals act confused by facts (and the suck-up leftist media won't reveal evidence to the contrary) just keep inquiring of them why every shred of new science around the globe predicts earth's cooling.

And who can we trust to verify global cooling? Just consult the experts - the most reliable source of all- the glaciers.

FACT: sea ice is expanding at the fastest pace ever by modern records. 

FACT: Alaskan glaciers are advancing for the first time in 250 years.

FACT: 90% of earth's glaciers are growing - 10% continue melting.

Naval physicists- studying sunspot trends- are predicting several decades of global cooling. And century-low levels of sunspots portend "little ice ages" may be around the corner, threatening shorter growing seasons, and possible food shortages.

Okay liberals; ready for some more "silly" facts? Try this head-scratcher...CO2 is HEAVIER than air.

Carbon Dioxide (CO2) is a natural component of air (approximately 0.03%). It's colorless & odorless, and therefore, does NOT pollute.

Now let's play second grade science teacher: "If CO2 is heavier than air, it CANNOT accumulate (rise) in the upper atmosphere!" Any questions? Raise your hands." 

At the most technical level, REAL scientists find that no valid mechanism exists near earth's surface enabling CO2 to affect warming. Being heavier than air, CO2 absorbs all heat radiation available to it just above the ground.

Ergo, the major reason why "greenhouse gasses" do NOT create significant global warming is because this "relevant radiation" can interact with earth ONLY within the first few meters (10 actual meters for CO2).

Above that, heat radiation disperses equally, therefore not affecting the amount of warmth in the upper atmosphere.

Actually, the real problem with heavier-than-air CO2 is it collects in mine shafts. It also becomes dissolved in the oceans, forming a harmful acid to coral reefs (carbonic acid).

But as CO2 becomes dissolved in the sea, it does NOT warm it.

Recall when noted anti-scientist, John Holdren (a member of the Obama cabinet) said, (quote) "Drastic measures should not be off the table, in discussions on how best to tackle climate change."

Mr. Fanatic (Holdren) was proposing everything from placing mirrors in space (that reflect sunlight), to fertilizing the oceans with iron to encourage the growth of algae (to soak up atmospheric carbon dioxide).

Mr. Holdren's most crazed option was to "seed" clouds; thereby, bouncing the sun's rays back into space, so as to not warm earth's surface- certainly an idea that merited consideration for the Noble Prize for Lunacy. 

But why not actually reverse Holden's wild idea, and employ it in a way that would actually eliminate all of carbon dioxide's ecological harm? Seed the oceans!

Instead of taxing CO2 emissions via cap 'n trade laws, why not just purchase massive amounts of calcium hydroxide? (i.e. the substance used to keep aquariums clean)

Calcium hydroxide mixed with carbonic acid is a base reacting with an acid; therefore, a harmless salt (calcium carbonate) is formed- a "neutralization" reaction, thereby preventing the dissolving away of the beneficial ocean coral.

More specifically, when calcium hydroxide solution (the commercial product is known as Kalkwasser) is added to saltwater, it neutralizes the free carbon dioxide present, and converts carbonic acid to harmless bicarbonate ions, which combine to form solid calcium carbonate -- the same "white stuff" that forms coral in the first place.

"VIOLA" - problem solved. No more disappearing coral reefs.

Instead of using cap 'n trade laws to take trillions out of the economy, just tell all the looney libs to visit their friendly local aquarium shop, purchase some calcium hydroxide solution (which cleans fish tanks), and do their part to save the coral reefs - then shut up once and for all about global warming.