Posted by
thekeenobserver on Thursday, May 14, 2009 5:20:26 PM
Question: Who was Socrates? Hint: he was not the guy who jumped out of the bathtub shouting "Eureka" (Archimedes).
Socrates was born in Athens in 469 BC. He would discuss things with people only by asking them questions, and avoiding any pretext of argument, he would eventually lead his opponents into revealing the truth.
Congresspeople of all stripes have long been wise to the 'Socratian method' of questioning. Whenever a probing media inquiry comes too close, they simply change the subject, or spout off a standard platitude they may have repeated a million times before.
Finding an honest congressman these days? You'd have a better chance of discovering the Holy Grail.
Indeed, truth is all but gone on Capitol Hill. There is absolutely no reliaible information coming out of D.C. from any direction.
Spin, baby spin; no matter how hard any may try, they'll never get any semblance of truth from Washington's Congressional con men (er, con persons)...except in the unlikely event they were to commit a "gaffe."
In the warped politics of today, a gaffe is when you unintentionally let down your guard, revealing one's ACTUAL position. It's indeed a sad fact when a congress member cannot reveal the truth, lest it may damage their chances for re-election.
Ironically, the few ethical people who do serve in Congress are punished when they reach Washington. They get no committees, and are locked out of the spoils, like being blackballed by your own fraternity. So around re-election time-- with nothing to tout-- precious few last beyond their first term.
It's a fine way to elect a government isn't it?
Congressional con artists can often serve for life using this fail safe formula: Promise everything...deliver nothing, blaming those "failed policies" of your political opponent as the reason for things not accomplished.
And as far as truth is concerned, front 'n center stands Nancy Pelosi, currently under fire for what/when she knew about CIA waterboarding as a member of the House Committe on Intelligence during the "Boosh" Administration.
But extricating truth out of someone like Pelosi would require much more than just basic water-boarding. The media can probe; congressional Republicans can probe, but they'll get nothing other than the clever, evasive doublespeak from "nanny" Pelosi--mother of all liars on Capitol Hill.
And while were on the topic of truth, let us introduce the new chairman of the Congressional Committee on Dishonesty..."Benedict" Arlen Specter, the "enigmatic" (i.e. lying) chameleon from Pennsylvania, who's taken his Senate re-election campaign lower than a lizard in Death Valley.
Evil genius Specter-- having slithered under his rock-- will lay low for now and concentrate on re-election, arriving upon a most novel way-- web deceit: misrepresentation on the internet; perpetrating one of the most blatant disguises of the truth in congressional campaign history.
Several years ago, Specter successfully beat a bout with bone marrow cancer, so evidently a light bulb went off in honest Arlen's head, when he decided to solicit funds under the pretext of finding cures for pancreatic cancer, and other forms of the deadly affliction.
But in reality, all donations through his "phishy" website,"Specter for the Cure", actually are funneled directly into the senator's campaign account for re-election.
Specter's political skullduggery would be meritorious of a "silver star on the forehead" from Niccolo Machiavelli himself. The web site's home page speaks only of Senator Specter's earnest, forthright desire "to build a bridge over the valley of death" by reforming government's medical research, cutting red tape, thus..."untangling the hope for accelerated cures."
Even sneakier is the website's hidden revelation for these so-called cancer donations, surreptitiously listed way down at the bottom of the second page, and in print that would require an electron microscope to see with the human eye.
Has there ever been a lower low? Can there be anyone more cold blooded on Capitol Hill than the slithering snake in the grass in the persona of Arlen Specter?
And the biggest irony of all, you can bet even money (or better) that next November, the headlines wil read: "Survivor Specter Lands Another Senate Term!"
But with honesty now gone within the ranks of our lawmakers, can our nation itself survive much longer before we reach critical mass, and completely descend into chaos? This is what happens when generation after generation of congressional liars work to undermine the basic character of our Republic, and flaunt the trust of the people.
Our Founding Fathers tried to peer into the future, making fair representation in Congress as the cornerstone of our democracy. But they never could have imagined the point we've arrived at today, where ethics in Congress is about as prevalent as a budget surplus, and the members themselves only need answer to their fellow members-- basically amounting to liars overseeing their fellow kindred sprits.
The only set principle these people maintain is to have NO principles. Even Socrates himself would be tied in knots attempting to extract any veracity out of this cadre of scoundrels.
Our Congress has betrayed us, our media has failed us, and our government is undermining us.
Other than that, all is well.