"SPLAT!"

What was that?

ANSWER: That's the sound made by the pie that Olympia Snowe threw defiantly into the face of every center/conservative American (approx. 70% of voters) who do NOT want the government to take over any part of U.S. healthcare!

Remember that famous sarcastic quote from ol' Hillary, during Slick Willie's 1992 campaign? It went like this: "I suppose I should have stayed home and baked cookies!"

Well, to all you foolhardy patriotic people who went to great pains to organize/attend those teaparties & townhalls; you might just as well stayed home and done just that...baked cookies (or better yet a pie), because all your concerted efforts to send a message to Congress have been for NAUGHT...NOTHING...NEIN...NADA...ZERO! 

Chocolate chip? Oat meal? Actually, a slice of humble pie is what we are now being served by the most ultra-arrogant, leftist, radical bunch of robbers who ever cast a shadow in the halls of Congress!

When will we learn?

These radical socialists are NOT AFRAID of anyone who opposes them! Especially you, the average American citizen, who foolishly thinks that by threatening to vote against their unconstitutional marxist takeover of the American economy, and transfer our hard earned wealth to the democratic leeches - that it will somehow stop them in their tracks.

IT WILL NOT!

Tea parties, townhall meetings and the like are like using bows & arrows against tanks and rocket launchers.

If Americans want to see all their freedoms disappear, and their beloved country turned into Marxland, just keep it up: keep listening to talk show hosts; keep reading their books, holding tea partes, keep calling Washington and sending e-mails. And of course, keep HOPING it'll be effective - because it's just what these sordid Congressional leftists want you to keep doing.

What we fail to understand: the overriding POWER of INCUMBENCY!

Do you think Olympia Snowe fears for her Senate seat? How about Mary Landrieu? Or Blanche Lincoln? Or Evan Baye? Or Alan Grayson? Of course not! They are the incumbents! They have franking privleges! Come election time, they'll send out a blizzard of state-of-the-art mailers, touting all their earmarks (good works) and trashing the Republican party as do-nothings; and unbelievably, it works.

Do you think Chris Dodd or Harry Reid is worried? HAH!

Come election time 2010, they will have accumulated enough campaign contributions from their leftist supporters, to run a torrent of negative campaign commercials and destroy the reputations of ANYONE who opposes them.

Right now, Rahm Emanuel and Chuck Schumer's Senate campaign staff are on the phone, digging up "dirt" against all viable Republican candidates who threaten ANY Democratic seat in either the House or Senate.

And their preferred method of choice is to obtain (fraudulently) social security numbers, and run an IRS audit, and destroy one's reputation (recall Joe the Plumber) in a dastardly (and illegal) fashion. But this too, works every time.

Remember when PT Barnum said ...there's a sucker born every minute? Well the American Public are SUCKERS for Democratic lies and slander; they "suck it up".

Negative campaigning ALWAYS succeeds; like it or not..dirt sells!

Our National Enquirer mentality is embedded deep into our culture; we love a good scandal - be it true OR false.

And if you disagree with this analysis, look how the democrats made instant mincemeat out the cleanest possible candidate on Earth, with a near 90% APPROVAL rating in her home state; the most popular governor in America, with an All-American family to boot - Sarah Palin.

REMEMBER: With the mainstream media 95% on the side of the LEFT, conservative America can do no right!

Just ask Norm Coleman, who on October 31, 2008 (in a Minnesota Quinnipiac poll) was leading the vile Al Franken by 10 points; yet Coleman ended up losing his Senate seat because the Democrats spent 2 million dollars running a blistering series of negative campaign spots on television for the last week, and closed the gap to a dead heat!

And it was ALL lies and innuendo against Mr. Coleman - but the TV stations ran the ads anyway.

That's why these amoral criminals in Washington have no fear; the power of the mainstream media is totally in their corner. They took three honest, hardworking Republicans and turned them ALL into Mudd: and the majority of independent voters bought it lock stock 'n barrel (whatever that means).

So let's play political toy soldiers and line up our pieces on the battlefield:

On the Left we have 60 Senate Democrats - the majority of them leftist radicals- versus 40 hapless Republicans, NONE of which has a clue - or the political nerve- to countermand them.

On the Left we have Rahm Emanuel; David Axelrod: Valerie Jarrett; James Carville; plus about 25 other ultra-clever ultra-leftist Democrats, who know every political dirty trick in the book; and are not afraid to attack and use their perfidy against anyone, at anytime, for any reason.

And opposing this cadre of thugs we have the lily Michael Steele (with the leadership skills of a hermit crab) plus the "renowned" conservative talk show hosts, who all selfishly REFUSE to run for office, but want you to read all their patriotic books, buy their merchandise, and even charge you to go to their websites and become an "Insider."

Ironically, these uppity conservative talkers pretend to be involved, but they accept not any ideas from their followers, and continue to enrich themselves - selling patriotism and hope to middle America - but are little willing to be involved in the fray; yet cleverly portray themselves as "martyrs for the cause."

Supposedly they are our "heroes"; and despite their holy exteriors, they too, are laughing all the way to the bank.

So what can we, the little guys (the average Americans) do, given such overwhelming odds against stopping all this?

1) first of all, we have to contact the RNC and tell them to get rid of Micheal Steele. He is an impotent, incompetent dullard! When Allen Grayson came out with that vicious, horrid, and very effective attack on Republicans, claiming "they want people to die," Steele did nothing...said nothing! He turned the other cheek. The fool!

And Grayson's withering attack worked!

Whose ever clever idea it was, it quickly took the air out of the death-panel controversy, and made the Republicans seem like they were the villians who would deny the elderly health care! 

Leaving this do-nothing Steele incompetent in charge of the Republican party is basically the same thing as running John McCain for President; Steele couldn't be a worse choice to head the party!

SOLUTION: Sarah Palin!

Now that's WHO should be chairman (woman) of the RNC, with Joe the Plumber as her right hand man. Put "ironman" Steele out to pasture; give him a job at the Post Office, where he belongs.

2) The next set of tea parties needs to be directed to where they can do some ACTUAL damage - the main-stream media: i.e. the damn Associated Press; (Association of Socialist Journalists).

EXAMPLE: Just when it seemed both government health care and Barack Obama's ratings were about to drop into the cellar, as if by magic the Associated Press comes up with two polls, showing public "resurgence" in both issues.

These contrived farces were custom designed to give COVER to moderate democrats - i.e., an excuse to vote FOR Obamacare - and let the Blue Dogs and Senate moderates tell their constituents, "I was following the polls."

So here's a simple solution to a seemingly intractable problem...fight fire with fire: Start acting like ACORN!

In the next few weeks, hold a series of tea parties in front of the Associated Press HQ - or even in front of your local newspaper's building. DEMAND the TRUTH!  They either print a retraction, or exactly WHO in the world they polled to come up with such a miracle turnaround.

Above all, be PERSISTENT.

Use the Fox network's "Griff Jenkins" approach: For anyone who walks out of the building, get in their faces (politely). Keep questioning them..."Where did you get your statistics sir? The majority of Americans abhor Obama's radicalism, and want him to back off! Is the AP being paid by the DNC and Whitehouse to fabricate these polls? Do you not have any respect or decency for the First Amendment...?"

The idea is to EMBARRASS them! Nullify the number one Obama weapon vs. the American people: the cadre of liars at the Asociated Press.

3) Change the modus operandi - but keep it simple

Once again, unless conservative Americans want to see what's left of the traditional USA disappear, we have to defend our freedom, and be willing to fight dirty in a clean way, lest we become too much like those we oppose. Henceforth...toilet paper; eggs; and pies.

Fraternity pranks- the power of embarrassment!

Again we must apply ACORN-like tactics: target the homes of these Congressional "moderates,' who represent conservative districts, yet ultimately, they will vote along with Reid and Pelosi - defying their constituents for their own political ends.

THE PLAN: Send busloads of tea-partiers on Congressional "home tours." Upon arrival, the tea partiers disembark and proceed to toilet paper the premises, dropping leaflets saying..."Final warning. No government healthcare. We will see you again in 2010."

RESULT? If these fraternity-stunt "attacks" can be coordinated to take place within a certain time frame, (say a week) not only will they make the news, but they will EMBARRASS the phony moderates and Blue Dogs, and at the same time let them KNOW that they truly ARE being watched; and that not even Pelosi and Reid can save them from certain wrath at the polls.

Reality bites the Blue Dogs!

4) Along the fraternity-stunt theme, we have saved the best for last. Why not a cream pie in the face for the most phony-phony sell-out in America...the dangerous Olympia Snowe, who is quite willing to damage the character of our nation forever, in exchange for Rahm Emanuel's promise that the DNC will not run any viable Democrat against her in 2012.

In World War II, enemy collaborators were executed, run out the country, or at the very least, had their heads shaved - the ultimate embarrassment; the mark of a traitor.