Enough of this mystery! The curiosity is all too much. Barack Obama...what's the big secret? Where did you really come from?

Certainly Mr. Obama, you must know better: the more one tries to hide something, the inquisitiveness only deepens, as the public demands the unshrouding of your true origin. And while we search for answers, the divisiveness within the country widens. 

Never in the history of the office, has there been a more polarizing and disruptive president (anti-president) than YOU, Mr. Obama.

During your campaign, you had claimed to be "the great unifier." Sure.

Your standard applause line was...(quote) "We will unite under my Presidency, not as Democrats or Republicans, but as Americans... all working toward the same goal, making this country and the world, a better place".

Such inspiration!

If only your integrity equaled your oratory, you could become one of the great presidents in history; however, nothing of your life's work lends credibility to your soaring rhetoric - just so many hollow words.   

And even more telling: why would you mysteriously choose to conceal your past? 

Where is valid proof of your citizenship? Your birth certificate was obviously forged over the one of your sister Maya. Your Kenyan grandmother claims to have witnessed your birth in Africa .

If you don't mind sir, would you, for once, care to explain? Otherwise, this won't go away. The people of America demand to know who you REALLY are.

You speak nothing of your college activities. No transcripts of your grades exist. You provide no information of anything, and you refuse to even name any collegiate friends.

Your Columbia thesis cannot be located.

And even more mysterious: upon graduation, why you shunned a lucrative Wall Street offer, but instead, drove to Chicago, accepting a $13,000-yr job working in the slums of the south side. What sane college graduate chooses to do this?

Perhaps you had some other agenda in mind - community (Communist) organizing. 

Why are your credentials never challenged by the media? Are we to accept only your 'sacred' word? Underneath your oratorical eloquence, you remain the master of disguise, capable of donning a different face for every political occasion.

So the mystery goes on:

Barack Obama spent his teen years in Hawaii, where he was, by all reports, not a standout high school student. In 1979, on FULL scholarship, he attended Occidental College, located in Eagle Rock, a suburb of Los Angeles, CA. .

To date, all of the litigation filed regarding Obama's record at Occidental has been rejected by the courts. Occidental will not release his transcripts, nor his student file.

After two years, Obama transferred to Columbia University, an Ivy League school in New York. So how did he get into 'exclusive' Columbia, when he was but a marginal student in high school?

Was he picked, pruned and funded long ago by a unknown group (George Soros) for his mystery-shrouded presidency?

Obama arrogantly conceals all his vital records.

His attorney, Robert Bauer, continues to harass anyone daring to delve too deeply into his past. Hence, rumors on the internet will only continue to fester all the more.

Can America trust a person playing by different rules, versus the people he's supposedly representing? We think not.

The most recent evidence that Obama is not legitimate is as follows:

EXHIBIT A: Obama's "Certificate of Live Birth" from Hawaii from 1961 - an obvious fraud. It is LASER-printed. It lists the father's race as "African." But in 1961, lasers were non-existent. Blacks (Africans) were all denoted back then by a different racial term...n-e-g-r-o.

EXHIBIT B: According to Mr. Sam Kipterer Kori, chief editor of the API (African Press International), Obama's genuine birth certificate is in Kenya. Obama's mother had traveled there with her husband; but being in a stage of late pregnancy, Kenyan law forbids women in their last trimester to fly. Thus, it was right after Barak's birth that she then flew back to Hawaii.

Note: Michele Obama tried to bribe Kori for his silence; but when he refused, she threatened him. Kori now remains quiet in fear of his life.

EXHIBIT C: In a November, 2008 television interview - to spark interest in tourism - the Kenyan Ambassador offered to show Obama's birthplace to anyone visiting the country. That same interview has been buried ever since. 

EXHIBIT D: Just after the inauguration, Biden and Obama had a two-hour private meeting with the Supreme Court judges. For a sitting justice, this could be a dis-barring offense to meet privately outside of normal court with a defendant having cases before it- as Obama does.

Currently there are a total of 18 lawsuits brought by citizens, demanding either proof of Obama’s citizenship, or qualification to serve as president

But Obama is just too clever, knowing that even if it was PROVED (beyond a doubt) he was Kenyan, he'll simply claim "dual" citizenship. The media will spin it for a few weeks - and nothing happens.

Therefore, the idea is NOT to remove Obama from office (in violation of the Constitution), as it would only create civil discord; plus no U.S. judge would ever lend his name to history as having ruled against a sitting President.  

So how would the world react with Biden in the Whitehouse? Would the dollar drop to zero? Would the UN attempt to expel the United States on grounds of insanity?

And if Biden got run over by the Amtrak- then what? That's right, Nancy L. (for liar) Pelosi would then sit in the Oval Office - making Obama look honest by comparison.

Yes - the real objective of proving Obama illegitimate is the "come-uppance factor."

The highly visible, smiling Obama would turn into a reclusive, sullen, embarrassed loner- only showing himself on the rarest occasions. Even Whitehouse Wednesday party night would be canceled. Air Force One would collect dust.

The taxpayers would end up saving billions.

Michelle Obama a would go back to shopping at J.C. Penny- no more designer duds as the first lady now realizes her phony imagery party is now over.

All the "name" democrats would go hiding from Capitol Hill.

Chuck Schumer would slither back under his rock - possibly until the next election.

A despondent Barney Frank might become lost at sea off the coast of Martha's Vineyard.

Chris Dodd shaves his head in utter shame.

Nency Pelosi would return to the Catholic Church; Harry Reid wouldn't even be able to run for another term, and goes back to his old job working at the Golden Nugget casino.

So to all you "birthers" and conservatives; keep the faith- dig harder; keep working longer.

Once we uncover the real origins of Obama, exposing him for what he is - the Great Phony Kenyan Baloney - we'll all have the last laugh, and get the ultimate jab back at the gullible liberals who so doggedly had supported him: "WE TOLD YOU SO."

Sleep well, Mr. Obama.