Hey Minnesota ; thanks for the memories! The land of 10,000 lakes has now, by virtue of the final certification by the State Canvassing Board, sent Al Franken to the U.S. senate. And a seat that could give Democrats a filibuster-proof majority has now been unjustly rewarded to a candidate of questionable backround to serve.
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And was it any coincidence that Mr. Franken, and Barack Obama , were both endorsed by ACORN, the Democratic, rent-a-mob, political action committee? Plus, in a further "co-incidence", it was an outspoken ACORN ally that presided over the "official" tallying of all the votes.
The astounding brazen fraudulence in the recounting of the race between incumbent Norm Coleman , and challenger Al Franken , won't soon be forgotten either.
But how did it come down to this? .First let's define the stakes. The democrats, assuming that Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, and Roland Burris of Illinois are seated, will have a 59 seat, nearly unbreakable Democratic majority in the senate, and only a vote away from political nirvana-- complete control of all of Congress, and the Whitehouse. And now that Franken has "officially" triumphed, the democratic steamroller will be under way, and the Republicans will be relegated to political impotence for the next 4 years.
Not surprisingly, the Minnesota recount has elevated dirty political tricks to a whole new level. And the democratic party bosses are finally reaping the wisdom of their political foresight, going back to the midterm elections of 2006.
The strange fact remains that Minnesota Secretary of State Mark Ritchie , a Democrat and former community organizer, largely controlled the recount process, but he was never an issue. But why? Simple-- most media reports also leave out the reality that Ritchie has extensive ties to the controversial, in-your-face, action group ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now), whose employees have been implicated in electoral fraud time and time again.
In 2006, the Minnesota ACORN Political Action Committee endorsed Ritchie and donated to his campaign. Mr. Ritchie received a large amount of unreported financial assistance for his election from a below-the-radar, "527" group called the 'Secretary of State Project". The SOSP only backs Democrats running for office, and maintains that right-leaning secretaries of state helped the GOP steal the presidential elections in Florida in 2000 ( Katherine Harris ), and in Ohio in 2004 ( Ken Blackwell ).
So as the recount in Minnesota progressed throughout December, strange "co-incidences" began to occur. In recount tallies conducted by local precincts, votes for Coleman mysteriously disappeared, and votes for Franken appeared out of thin air.
EXHIBIT A-- after the recount started, the State Canvassing Board, in their review of all the challenged ballots that were accepted, resulted in either Sen. Norm Coleman losing a vote, or Al Franken gaining. And once in the lead, Franken was certain to expand it because almost all of the remaining challenges before the board were from Coleman —and the board, at that same time, was rejecting most challenges.
So predictably, before the five-member canvassing board even began reviewing challenges, it rejected a request from the Coleman campaign to disqualify hundreds of ballots that the campaign argued were duplicates, and had been counted twice. As a result, it gave Franken his current lead by 275 votes
EXHIBIT B--double counted votes. In Minnesota , all rejected ballots, plus the copies made to replace them, ended up being DOUBLE COUNTED. Thus, in 25 of the counties, more votes showed up in the recount than were cast originally. The result? In counties that didn't set aside rejected ballots, the canvassing board went with both counts. Thus all uncounted 'missing' ballots went 100% for Franken. The "missed votes recounted" for Franken were more than the entire statewide total "missed votes" for all other candidates combined.
EXHIBIT C-The canvassing board phoned people with disputed ballots; and if the person called said they voted for Franken, they made sure the ballot was counted; But if the person was unsure, or didn't vote for Franken, they would hang up; thus subverting the electoral process.
EXHIBIT D: The recount displayed a remarkable propensity for defying the general election numbers. According to the accepted laws of probability, all scientific odds would have to be nullified that ANY recount could entirely go Franken's way, as it did.
In stark defiance of the recount, the results of the general election were consistent. Coleman was the preference of all Minnesota voters by an oh-so-slight .0002% margin, as he beat Franken by a total of just 725 votes, out of nearly 3 million cast.
Now remember; odds are a fuction of probability...and probability is a scientific function of mathematics. Let's demonstrate using a simple deck of cards. Shuffle the deck and pick a card; let's say, the queen of hearts. So what are the odds...1 in 52; right? Now re-shuffle the deck, and what's the odds of picking that same queen again.1 in 52, right? WRONG! The probability is a function of math--it would not be 1 in 52, but rather, one in 52 x 52 to pick it again on CONSECUTIVE shuffles...or 1 in approx 2,700!
So think about it; that you could pick that same queen, twice in a row, in a re-shuffled deck is an actual scientific improbability. This is why chronic gamblers are always doomed, they're ignorant of the odds; which is why, over time, the house always wins. The probability of large numbers always prevails,
And if this also applies to not only gambling, and life insurance mortality statistics, it also applies to elections; that’s why they call it the "ODDS".
So for Franken to prevail in a recount, where the results so blatantly reversed the numbers from the original election, is also a scientific improbability. It would be odd beyond belief according to the large numbers involved. And in any situation where large numbers are involved, the physical laws of probability cannot be repealed, which is essentially what the democrats have done in Minnesota !
As the politically astute Joseph Stalin once remarked, "The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."
So now, New York Sen. Charles Schumer , who until recently, was the head of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, is claiming that Franken has won the election. (quote) "While there are still possible legal issues that will run their course, there is no longer any doubt who will be the next Senator from Minnesota ,"
Sen. John Cornyn, the chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, called Schumer's comments premature and troubling, since Schumer is the new chairman of the Senate Rules Committee, which has jurisdiction over contested elections. Cornyn told reporters that Republicans would object to seating anyone before the already lengthy process of legal challenges are finished.
Cornyn continued; " If lawmakers push to seat Mr. Franken , the move would leave the Senate with a “reputation for chaos". Chaos? Hah! It would leave the senate with a reputation for buffoonery--Carolyn "you-know" Schlossberg-Kennedy as a replacement for Hillary, and Al Franken, comedic talk show host, supposedly now to be taken seriously? Oh sure!
But if Senate Republicans can muster enough seats to mount a filibuster, they can keep Franken out for weeks (or maybe even months), depending on how the court proceedings challenging the results of the recount turn out.
But ominously, the whole situation is another step toward the undermining of our democracy as our Founding Fathers intended, which was the "one man- one vote" principle.
And along with voter fraud (in any form), following closely behind is the damage wrought by an ignorant electorate: (quote) "It is always better to have no ideas, than false ones...Information is the currency of democracy". Thomas Jefferson (circa 1788).
So now, the Minnesota electoral majority has spoken. They have essentially declared that "A comedian is better than a politician any given day". And most assuredly, a baffoon like Franken is certainly right at home in the democratic party.
So why bother with elections anymore? Why even hold recounts, if whoever is in charge ( the sec. of state) can rig the process to go the way of his/her party?
And if Al Franken becomes seated in the Senate, and is deemed as qualified to serve, then by jolly-golly, why not expand all the jovial buffoonery and appoint comedians to all of our highest offices? Why not John Stewart (aka John Liebowitz ) from Comedy Central, as President? Why not Letterman for V.P., Leno for Secretary of State, and Jimmy Kimmel for Sec. of Defense?
And why not spread the mirth throughout Washington ! How about Adam Sandler for Sec. of the Treasury? Billy Crystal for Attorney General: and Bill Mahrer for Budget Director. They might do better than the clowns we have in there now.
And while were at it, why not just transfer everyone from the L.A. Comedy Club to the House of Representatives? Let's elevate Borat (aka Sasha B. Cohen ) to Speaker of the House!
And a sincere thank-you goes out to Mark Ritchie, for defying the odds in Minnesota, making a mockery of our democracy, and destroying the perception that the hard won votes of the honest citizens there were fairly counted. This sets a fine precedent for all future elections everywhere in America .
And a final thanks again to the mostly younger voters of Minnesota , who would even consider a comedian as qualified to serve in the senior house of Congress.
So let's start a new tradition--keep turning ALL elections into a joke; hardy-har-har! Keep on going to the polls everybody, and always vote like idiopathic morons; then see where America is in ten more years... it should be a real laugh indeed